In a nutshell, The Big D!ck Contest is the relentless game of who has the most, the best, the fastest, the biggest, and the newest. It's also the game of who does and doesn't get to do it "their way," and who wins or loses. It's the game of being number one. The game of entitlement. The game of favoritism. It's the game of those who kiss up, and those who get kissed. It's the game of who has the actual or perceived power at the moment.

And want to or not, we all play.

The 10 Big D!ck Contest Players, including:
  • Big D!ck Bullies
  • Little Pricks
  • Meritorious Big D!cks
The 7 Big D!ck Contest Plays, including:
  • Pucker-Up
  • Cover Your Ass
  • The Bus
The 69 Big D!ck Contests, including
  • Corporate Cults
  • Government Gangs
  • Money






Recent Posts

The Big D!ck Contest: Holiday Hoopla
November, 25 2009

Black Friday is the official kick-off of Holiday Hoopla.  For the bargain hunter this is the Olympics of Shopping.  The recession has this years Big D!ck Contest of Presentsbeing about "You won't believe the deal I got on that one."...

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Posted by Lafferty on November, 25 2009 at 05:54 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Corporate Kool-Aid Poisoning
November, 02 2009

If you work for a Corporate Cult, like I do, eventually you get stuck drinking the Corporate Kool-Aid.  I'm convinced that the higher you go in management, the stronger and better the Kool-Aid.  But the Big D!ck Jock Straps and
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Posted by Lafferty on November, 02 2009 at 03:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

The BDC of Healthcare: Why Should You Care?
October, 18 2009

Because health is your most valuable Big D!ck Asset. Health is something we only think about when we've lost it.  It's not fun.  It's not sexy.  And unfortunately, sometimes you have to lose your health to value your health. Healthcare is a complicat...

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Posted by Lafferty on October, 18 2009 at 04:33 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Overpaid Big D!cks...
September, 30 2009

It's fitting that one of the companies on the Most Overpaid CEO list is from BJ Services.  These CEO's all raked in $30 million or more in salary, bonus...

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Posted by Lafferty on September, 30 2009 at 03:56 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)










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