In a nutshell, The Big D!ck Contest is the relentless game of who has the most, the best, the fastest, the biggest, and the newest. It's also the game of who does and doesn't get to do it "their way," and who wins or loses. It's the game of being number one. The game of entitlement. The game of favoritism. It's the game of those who kiss up, and those who get kissed. It's the game of who has the actual or perceived power at the moment.

And want to or not, we all play.

The 10 Big D!ck Contest Players, including:
  • Big D!ck Bullies
  • Little Pricks
  • Meritorious Big D!cks
The 7 Big D!ck Contest Plays, including:
  • Pucker-Up
  • Cover Your Ass
  • The Bus
The 69 Big D!ck Contests, including
  • Corporate Cults
  • Government Gangs
  • Money






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Posted by Lafferty on March, 07 2010 at 06:42 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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Posted by Lafferty on February, 14 2010 at 07:06 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

The Big D!ck Contest: Holiday Hoopla
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Posted by Lafferty on November, 25 2009 at 05:54 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Corporate Kool-Aid Poisoning
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Posted by Lafferty on November, 02 2009 at 03:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

The BDC of Healthcare: Why Should You Care?
October, 18 2009

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