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In a nutshell, The Big D!ck Contest is the relentless game of who has the most, the best, the fastest, the biggest, and the newest. It's also the game of who does and doesn't get to do it "their way," and who wins or loses. It's the game of being number one. The game of entitlement. The game of favoritism. It's the game of those who kiss up, and those who get kissed. It's the game of who has the actual or perceived power at the moment. And want to or not, we all play. |
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It's natural to make assumptions about The Big D!ck Contest: only men play, we don't have to play, or having a Big D!ck makes us happy. But these assumptions are all wrong. So, to expose the truth about The Big D!ck Contest, first we need to expose the myths.
The Big D!ck Contest sounds crude, can I call it something else?
Not really. The Big D!ck Contest can be a harsh, crude, and cruel game. The watereddowned, politically correct names like "Keeping Up With the Joneses," "The Rat Race," or "Being the Top Dog," simply minimize the reality of the game. But for the sake of brevity, and to provide a politically correct conversation alternative, The Big D!ck Contest will also be referred to as "The BDC."Why do we play The Big D!ck Contest?
Power. We want or need to show someone, or everyone, that ours is bigger than theirs, and that we are special, at least for that moment.Do only men play The Big D!ck Contest?
No. Women play-and win-The Big D!ck Contest, too.Where do we play The Big D!ck Contest?
Where do we not play The Big D!ck Contest? Every time we interact with a person, place, or thing, we're in a BDC venue. Can I win The Big D!ck Contest?
Kinda, sorta, depends on what you call winning.Will winning The Big D!ck Contest make me happy?
Are you awake? Does winning anything make you happy for more than five minutes?What are the rules of The Big D!ck Contest?
The rules are made on the whims of the Big D!cks for the benefit of the Big D!cks.Is it bad to have a Big D!ck?
It depends on how you become a Big D!ck, what type of Big D!ck you want to be, and what you do once you have one.What if my d!ck is too small?
Everyone can have a d!ck that's too small. You have three choices: grow it, protect it, or accept defeat.What's the difference between a Big D!ck and a Little Prick?
The Big D!cks get Little Pricks to do their dirty work.How do I quit playing The Big D!ck Contest?
Try moving to a deserted island and living alone. But even then you just get stuck playing The BDC with Mother Nature. So, no, you really can't quit playing The Big D!ck Contest until you die. And, often, after you're dead, other people will continue to play it on your behalf, in your name, or over your stuff. |
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